In the beginning, God created and populated the earth with fruits and veggies so that men & women would live long & healthy lives.
Using God’s great gifts, Satan created ice cream, donuts, and cookies. He asked, “do you want chocolate with that?” Man & woman both said yes and gained 10 pounds. Satan smiled.
God said, “try my fresh green salad.” That’s when Satan invented Ranch dressing, buttery croutons, and garlic toast. Man & woman unfastened their belts and gained 10 more pounds.
God created running shoes, Satan brought in cable TV.
This back and forth continued for quite some time…
THEN GOD CREATED GYMRA!
Keep Satan at bay by working out with GymRa every day!
